ALCOHOL JOBS

1) The Prescription: Did you hear of the lady, who walked into the pharmacist and asked for arsenic?

The man behind the counter asked in wonder, "What do you need that for?

The lady calmly replied," to kill my husband." The pharmacist was taken aback," Are you crazy? Do you want to get us both into jail? And, anyway, why do you want to kill him? Go to a counselor. Get help for your marriage."

1. The lady paused and from her purse she removed a set of pictures of her husband and the wife of the pharmacist in some very creative postures. The pharmacist looked at the snaps, put them down and smiled," lady, why did you not tell me that you have a prescription?"
2. 2) The Tip Book. A wife calls out to her husband, "Have you seen the book, 101 Tips to Live for More Than a Hundred Years?
3. The husband sheepishly replies, "I burnt it."

"What?" the wife shouted out," why?" The husband whispered back," Because your mother wanted to read it."

3) Range of Food.

Looking at his wife fry meat balls in all kinds of shapes and sizes, Tom tapped her on the shoulder, "Why?"

His wife turned," Because you asked for a variety of food."

4) Mushrooms.